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July 1999Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see) |
Boss Hawgs reeling from new allegations |
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Bibb bans large-truck parking in neighborhoods, exempts Bubba's cars on blocks |
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Gas deregulation a city-slicker conspiracy |
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Nuwaubian judge declares Putnam officials guilty, issues death sentences |
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Temporary lack of idiotic behavior frustrates parody writer |
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Serious contenders brace for mayoral write-in campaign |
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Melton takes marbles and goes home |
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Anti-Richardson and anti-Telegraph voters swamp Macon polling sites |
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County Commission considers ban on nude Shakespeare |
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Melton, Ellis agree on most issues |
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Environmental groups get panties in a wad |
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Macon residents use preemptive signs to prevent unwanted things |
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Peach Chamber calls school board incompetent boobs |
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Macon-Bibb consolidation session mistaken for useful meeting |
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The Macon Telegraph crushes Melton's mayoral candidacy with dreaded endorsement |
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Superintendent proposes beefy PE teachers as school safety measure |
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City Council fails to override veto, decides to 'just wing it' on budget |
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Midstate counties to complete merger plans, several towns declare independence |
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Officials urge Georgians to panic before Y2K rather than after |
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Mayor breaks in new pen, vetoes millage rate, proposes bigger tax cut |
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Mayor Marshall declines designation as 'Head-Weinie' |
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Macon braces for parody deprivation |
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Write Your Own Macon News Story
These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
Visit the AM940 Morning Show web site
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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